The ‘heaviest’ month in living memory… 🙈🙈🙈
“After the Lord-Mayor’s Show…” is a British expression that describes a wonderful performance followed by absolute unmitigated garbage. THAT pretty much sums up September v’s October!
I almost don’t know what to say about this last month other than it was an absolute disgrace and I *have* to take urgent action to turn it around.
Bear in mind that none of the above is ‘funishment’ and just LOOK at some of those numbers - utterly ridiculous. But that has very much been my life these past 4-6 weeks
54 cane strokes in one month is not funny ladies and gentlemen, I’ve spent more time in the corner than I have in the gym and even the dressage whip came out of the punishment closet(!)
Unless your buttocks are built like a grand-national winner, you won’t want to be feeling ‘the dressage’.
I’m thoroughly ashamed of my behaviour this last month and I promise you all that I am taking drastic action to sort it out before things get very much worse for me.
I shall be writing up some of the best/worst spanking moments of the past month for your delectation over the coming days and weeks and I hope you all enjoy a damned good laugh at my expense. At least something positive can come out of all of this.
I’m almost ready to see the lighter side of it all now but, believe me, some of it has been extremely difficult.
Better times are surely coming and plenty of bona fide domestic discipline ‘stories’ (actual episodes from my life) are on the way!
My poor HoH - he is a very, very patient man. 🔥🔥🔥
Jacqui James
Live-Lash-Love
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Your HoH must indeed be a very, very patient man. And a man with a very, very tired right arm and wrist - although I'm certain that is not apparent when your bottom is presented for his attention! And you with a very, very sore, striped and bruised bottom I have no doubt!
200 lines, more than 3 hours in the corner - what a 'waste' of your time!
54 cane strokes, 51 crop swishes (that would have been 51 more cane strokes with me, I don't use the crop), 36 with the slipper, 42 with the paddle, 12 with the strap, 29 with the little red riding whip, 80 (eighty!) swishings with the soft tail and 3 dressage whippings (which sound very painful)! Good grief!! And on top of that, 37 stern reprimands!
But 'only' 22 miscellaneous hand-spanks - possibly because there wasn't any time for more!
From this amazingly low point things can only improve. I'm sure you will be straining every sinew to make sure that happens! If not I suggest you invest in some kevlar knickers - but of course that would be no use because your bottom is always bared for discipline I'm sure.
I shall look forward to hearing how you are improving, rapidly! Onwards and upwards!!