The ‘heaviest’ month in living memory… 🙈🙈🙈 “After the Lord-Mayor’s Show…” is a British expression that describes a wonderful performance followed by absolute unmitigated garbage.
Your HoH must indeed be a very, very patient man. And a man with a very, very tired right arm and wrist - although I'm certain that is not apparent when your bottom is presented for his attention! And you with a very, very sore, striped and bruised bottom I have no doubt!
200 lines, more than 3 hours in the corner - what a 'waste' of your time!
54 cane strokes, 51 crop swishes (that would have been 51 more cane strokes with me, I don't use the crop), 36 with the slipper, 42 with the paddle, 12 with the strap, 29 with the little red riding whip, 80 (eighty!) swishings with the soft tail and 3 dressage whippings (which sound very painful)! Good grief!! And on top of that, 37 stern reprimands!
But 'only' 22 miscellaneous hand-spanks - possibly because there wasn't any time for more!
From this amazingly low point things can only improve. I'm sure you will be straining every sinew to make sure that happens! If not I suggest you invest in some kevlar knickers - but of course that would be no use because your bottom is always bared for discipline I'm sure.
I shall look forward to hearing how you are improving, rapidly! Onwards and upwards!!
Unfortunately for my backside my HoH has spent a lot of time in the gym these past few months, so he and his right arm are coping just fine.
I, on the other hand, am not fairing so well. I'm not up to my usual fitness level (due to long-term injury) and this amount of discipline is borderline untenable until I regain more fitness.
I reckon he's judged it just about right!
The dressage whip is evil and is almost never used, so that was a wake up call in and of itself.
Bare bottoms almost all the way in this house, so the kevlar knickers will absolutely be of no use to me... I reckon I need a priest at this stage of the game.
Will sort it... one way or the other and soon I hope for all our sakes!!
Your HoH must indeed be a very, very patient man. And a man with a very, very tired right arm and wrist - although I'm certain that is not apparent when your bottom is presented for his attention! And you with a very, very sore, striped and bruised bottom I have no doubt!
200 lines, more than 3 hours in the corner - what a 'waste' of your time!
54 cane strokes, 51 crop swishes (that would have been 51 more cane strokes with me, I don't use the crop), 36 with the slipper, 42 with the paddle, 12 with the strap, 29 with the little red riding whip, 80 (eighty!) swishings with the soft tail and 3 dressage whippings (which sound very painful)! Good grief!! And on top of that, 37 stern reprimands!
But 'only' 22 miscellaneous hand-spanks - possibly because there wasn't any time for more!
From this amazingly low point things can only improve. I'm sure you will be straining every sinew to make sure that happens! If not I suggest you invest in some kevlar knickers - but of course that would be no use because your bottom is always bared for discipline I'm sure.
I shall look forward to hearing how you are improving, rapidly! Onwards and upwards!!
Yes, sir. Me too!
Unfortunately for my backside my HoH has spent a lot of time in the gym these past few months, so he and his right arm are coping just fine.
I, on the other hand, am not fairing so well. I'm not up to my usual fitness level (due to long-term injury) and this amount of discipline is borderline untenable until I regain more fitness.
I reckon he's judged it just about right!
The dressage whip is evil and is almost never used, so that was a wake up call in and of itself.
Bare bottoms almost all the way in this house, so the kevlar knickers will absolutely be of no use to me... I reckon I need a priest at this stage of the game.
Will sort it... one way or the other and soon I hope for all our sakes!!